The perfect gift for all those precious snowflakes suffering at college

Who knew the traumas university students faced these days?

From one student claiming first amendment rights create hostile and unsafe learning environments, to the University of Minnesota student government ruling a “9/11 remembrance would violate our safe space” these kids are having a tough time.

Fortunately, the holiday season is coming upon us and the perfect gift is out there for each one of our precious little snowflakes. Never again will they feel threaten by opposing views and ideas. That’s right they will always feel safe and secure while wearing the Alternate Viewpoint-Cancelling Headphones!

Coming to a store near you.

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