As you can guess from the title I have been unable to type so posting has been a problem.
I also can’t hold a glass or open a bottle of soda.
Yes, I said soda.
I would love to tell you the story of the Valentines Day Rod Stewart concert I attended many years ago.
But you see this hand of mine
Is making it very difficult
To tell it.
Yes, it involves a girl
And it also involves
Oh never mind. It’s probably best I keep this one to myself.
Suffice it to know that once I was the guy with all the luck.